smudgie

Schoolboy slang (especially boarding schools in Australia): The act of wiping one's spread bare arse and "brown eye" on someone or something, thereby leaving a smudge.

In that last rumble, not only did I get dacked, but Hargraves also smudgied my nose.

by mcat_z October 4, 2009

smudger

Person, male or female, who uses and frozen poo as a dildo.

Did you see in Bob's freezer he must be a smudger which all that frozen poo.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

smufflepuff

a deformed penis

Mallory eats smufflepuffs for breakfast

by erica April 23, 2003

Smudgens

A little bit or small amount

I have 6 skittles, you have 8 skittles. You have smudgens more skittles than I.

by mf34890n May 27, 2010

smmfdb

suck my mother fucking dick bitch

just make her do it nd just say smmfdb

by missymissyxxsxx January 2, 2011

smuff

the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex

"Can I get a kiss now?"
"Nope, get out of here with that smuff mouth."

by Dash Carl September 25, 2011

Smudge

Local retard

Usually bums ‘jakes’

Whoa smudge has had that finger up his nose since this morning

by Kenneth Branagh February 16, 2019