Tard Skip

This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character

Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on

by DAB#2 June 15, 2019

Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.

Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump

by lonelyminnesotan April 17, 2015

Skipping Breakfast

When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”

by PeenDifibulator October 24, 2019

Raging Skip

Raging hard
When you have an erection

Dude, I have a raging skip right now!
I can’t keep my raging skip in my pants.

by dr. skip May 23, 2019

XD Skip

A skip in videogame, which doesn't save any time and is only performed for fun.

HE'S DOING XD SKIP! XD

by SpeckyYT May 12, 2020

skip rocks

Another phrase for fuck yourself

You know what go skip rocks

by raythegod February 08, 2015

Skip Ad

A button you sometimes have to thank YouTube for adding

This ad always comes up :(
Thank goodness there’s a skip add button on each one :)

by a normal due July 25, 2019