what does skateboarding and tampons have in common? they both have to do with pussies. go buy some skates motherfuckers
by AdamW August 20, 2006
by UNCTarHeel612 January 31, 2005
Probably one of the dumbest sports made. A piece of wood being thrown around a foot off the ground isn't much of a "sport" to me. Cheerleading is more of a sport than this pathetic excuse of a sport. And will someone please tell me the logic behind the name. What part of skateboarding involves "skate" or "skating".? I mean i get the boarding part cause there on a board but in no way does this sport closely resemble skating. I'm from Canada and I'm pretty sure I know what skating looks like and thats the farthest thing from it. They should change the name to woodpusher, it would make a lot more sense.
"I want to try a sport where it requires little intelligence and any pansy can do, so i started skateboarding"
by B-rent15 September 27, 2007
Pretty cool sport and all but how the flip is doing an ollie expressing your distaste for the conservative government...
by guyguyguyguy December 23, 2006
(1)One who wastes money on a wooden board with wheels mounted on the bottom of it.
(2)One who rides around on a skateboard, thinking they're either cool, hot, or better than everyone else. These kids usually smoke pot and grow their hair into an unruly and/or ugly style. Skateboarders are known for wearing shirts that advertise skateboarding companies and/or counterfiet Ralph Lauren polo shirts. They can usually be seen around wearing various ugly styles of hats. Some wear beanies (making it look as if they're of Jewish origin), baseball caps (making it look like they know what baseball is), or skateboard brand hats. Some of the skateboard brand hats resemble baseball caps or even hats of communist leaders, such as Chiang Kai-Shek. These "skateboarders" usually associate themselves with be able to get hot girls, although not all are successful. They also are known for: having nothing better to do but to skate around on streets, smoking pot, destroying stuff, advertising symbols of anarchy, creating low budget skate teams, bothering girls, and/or thinking they are better than anyone one else at skateboarding.
(3) One and/or a group of retards who consider(s) skateboarding to be a sport, although it is definitely not.
(4) Professional Skateboarders who are famous for skateboarding. A Skateboarder is not the ordinary middle school/high school fag who think they are a skateboarder.
(5)Posers
(2)One who rides around on a skateboard, thinking they're either cool, hot, or better than everyone else. These kids usually smoke pot and grow their hair into an unruly and/or ugly style. Skateboarders are known for wearing shirts that advertise skateboarding companies and/or counterfiet Ralph Lauren polo shirts. They can usually be seen around wearing various ugly styles of hats. Some wear beanies (making it look as if they're of Jewish origin), baseball caps (making it look like they know what baseball is), or skateboard brand hats. Some of the skateboard brand hats resemble baseball caps or even hats of communist leaders, such as Chiang Kai-Shek. These "skateboarders" usually associate themselves with be able to get hot girls, although not all are successful. They also are known for: having nothing better to do but to skate around on streets, smoking pot, destroying stuff, advertising symbols of anarchy, creating low budget skate teams, bothering girls, and/or thinking they are better than anyone one else at skateboarding.
(3) One and/or a group of retards who consider(s) skateboarding to be a sport, although it is definitely not.
(4) Professional Skateboarders who are famous for skateboarding. A Skateboarder is not the ordinary middle school/high school fag who think they are a skateboarder.
(5)Posers
Tony Hawk is a skateboarder.
Joe Schmo, who is in 10th grade, is not a skateboarder, unless he has been nationally recognized for his talents.
John's a skateboarder because he thinks it is a sport. John is also a retard who cannot make the modified basketball team...
Joe Schmo, who is in 10th grade, is not a skateboarder, unless he has been nationally recognized for his talents.
John's a skateboarder because he thinks it is a sport. John is also a retard who cannot make the modified basketball team...
by Tony Hawk April 01, 2005
u no when that guy w/ tthe mukllet does that stuf when he goes enamonachoona and he ya "hey boys" "yeah"
by Robbie April 19, 2003
A person who rides a skateboard, which is a plank of wood with wheels. Skateboarders come in all sizes and shapes.
A skateboarder also likes to bitch about rollerbladers and bmx'ers are in the way, when their certainly wasting more space than any of the two earlier mentioned.
A skateboarder also likes to bitch about rollerbladers and bmx'ers are in the way, when their certainly wasting more space than any of the two earlier mentioned.
skateboarder: Dude, FUCK OFF! You're blocking my way the the quarter pipe!
rollerblader: Well, it was actually my turn to ride.
skateboarder: go away *picks up board and throws at rollerblader*
rollerblader: Well, it was actually my turn to ride.
skateboarder: go away *picks up board and throws at rollerblader*
by Andreas-Y May 25, 2008