I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish

Just an old saying from the old south. A term of wonderment or amazement.

I found gold in them thar hills!

Well I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish!

by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by weave March 24, 2003

Siberian Artard

a person who is extremely retarded and does a bunch load of shitty stuff that makes no sense at all

OMG, you're so retarded like a Siberian Artard!

by OMGhiEveryone September 14, 2009

siberian highway

The act of a person shoving a hot wheels track into your partners button and then running a hot wheels car down it.

I'm gonna Siberian Highway Reyna tonight.

by JulioBonjonkelz March 5, 2014

Siberian Blizzard

When you're having sex and the guy pulls out and ejaculates in the air and it lands anywhere it wants without aim.

He did the Siberian blizzard lastnight.

by TheSinOfSinnistery March 14, 2015

siberian teabag

Getting analy gangbanged by 4 Russian men at once while another dips his balls in your mouth. Not consciously.

Ulof lost the fight, and got a real siberian teabag

by TubaKY October 10, 2015