I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish

Just an old saying from the old south. A term of wonderment or amazement.

I found gold in them thar hills!

Well I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish!

by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by weave March 24, 2003

Siberian Winter

A drop shot of 50/50 Rumple Minze and vodka dropped into half a glass of soda water with a dash of bitters. Created by an ethnically contrived bartender living in Bellingham Washington.

“Damn man that weird bartender from the Royal keeps trying to push Siberian Winters on my customers and nobody wants to drink that shit... it’s honestly getting kind of desperate”

by TheRoyalRusski April 28, 2021

Siberian Vendetta

Girls who are sick of bloke jokes about disrespecting women and abusing them during intercourse.

Girl is being done from behind and just as the man is about to cum, she suddenly bends her foot back and pelts him one in the ballsack.

Stepping over his crumpled remains, grabbing her handbag and exiting to laugh about it with her friends.

Sarah: ''Yeh, he's always making those sick, misogynistic jokes about fucking women, so I delivered to him my very own Siberian Vendetta.''

Emily: ''Jesus Christ Sarah, I thought his rudeboy swagger looked a little more exaggerated than usual...''

by WhiteRabbitTricks August 2, 2012

Siberian Snowstorm

The act of freezing a filled condom before using it as a slingshot to spray frozen cum everywhere

"How did that one night stand go?"
"It went great, I even left her a Siberian Snowstorm as a parting gift"
"How sweet"

by Bigbilly whiz March 2, 2025

Siberian Snowbank

A sex position where, in missionary, instead of a pillow supporting the arch in your back, it is a bulk bag of ice.

Make sure to grab a towel if you're gonna do a Siberian Snowbank. She melts.

by rowan00 July 11, 2023