haha i did sum chocolate shroomsdat were as big as a strawberry and i wuz fuked fo like 6 or 7 hours or wuz it 8 .....haha and when i closed my eyes i saw kings from playing cards everywhere and dey where red and dancing and erbudys face wuz fuked erthang wuz hella trippy like a dream or sumthin .....
by Gmo-Unit August 31, 2006
by TestUser999 December 15, 2021
V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.
EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap
by Shroom whacker April 03, 2010
its where you have anal sex and get a poopy dick and then cock slap him/her so they get a mushroom stamp
by Fore December 15, 2008
A drug free girl who has an odd obsession with shrooms in general. Drawing them. Making myspace layouts for them. Making shroom kandi. Everything.
by The Shroom Faerie July 16, 2008
the act of printing a cock shroom on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping companion worthy of being pranked
by shwa March 27, 2004
Magic Shrooms are shrooms that give you an outlook on life as you have never seen before. It causes you to have racing deep thoughts, appreciate your surroundings, express random emotions, and possibly see stuff caused by your imagination. They are generally found on cow shit but do research before you eat the shrooms as you may eat the wrong kind which could be deadly. Smoking Marijuana is a good way to enhance your shroom trip. It can last for many hours as you seem to learn answers to life most people wouldn't understand if never taken shrooms. They are not dangerous if responsible. Once you have done shrooms, you're outlook on life will be changed, in a good way.
by Curious George11 June 24, 2011