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have several seats

When somebody says/does something so unbelievably dumb that they need to just sit down, shut up, and not do anything else; when the stupid is so strong that just one seat will not do. Also can be used as an expression of self-disapproval when one has an unbelievably dumb thought.
1) Donald Trump: "I will build a giant wall that Mexico will pay for!"
Smart person: "Have several seats."

2) My boyfriend and I were talking about our futures, and he said he wants to do some things before graduating college but one depends on our relationship. After a few days at home on break, I'm starting to think he was talking about marrying me. We're both 16 and haven't even kissed yet. I need to have several seats.
by QueenZ122699 September 13, 2016
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secks

The 1337 way of saying 'sex' as to not be blocked in message boards and forums. 'Sex' would be blocked, but 'secks' wouldn't be. Often put together with the word butt to make 'buttsecks', which is often grouped with surprise to make the phrase 'surprise buttsecks'.
Lol, that monkey got some secks
by Underdogg13 July 22, 2009
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secsie

it means Sexy; typed in a different way, usually used when playing around, between friends, sometimes when being sarcastic.
Usually used to tell someone of the same gender the look good or sexy without making it sound homosexual. Or to tell a friend they look sexy without having them mislead the message.
Or just plain use to tell someone they look good.
girl 1: DAMN GIRL YOU LOOK SECSIE IN YOUR PIC! ;)
girl 2: THX sister!! :)
by RplusS April 1, 2010
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secksy

Secksy, a variation of Sexy with a BIG difference. Sexy is what it's called when you have a sexual interest in a person. Secksy is when you realize that others may have a sexual interest in a person. I.E. A man can call another man secksy and still be straight, whereas calling him sexy indicates gayness.
Guy#1 "I look uber 1337, no?"
Guy#2 "Secksy!"
Guy#1 "Lets go pick up some womens!"
Guy#2 "Right on!"
by Steele May 20, 2004
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teh secks

(The sex) To be awesome and to pwn on many different levels.
"Have you seen David play Starcraft?"
"Dude, he is so cool, that guy is teh secks!"
by David Altena September 17, 2008
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sechsish

Yenty iz azoi sechsish - Yenty is so sexy!
by cmes99 June 14, 2016
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Hobo Sections

Hobo Sections, or "bum secks", refers to the sections that members of forums are placed in when they reach a certain level of bumness.

Hobo Sections is a relatively new concept, only seen used on Habbo Forum. Although the usage of the term Hobo Sections is forbidden, its spirit lives on in all of its members.
Lisa, I will now Hobo Sections you.
by Bob Rosland May 31, 2007
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