by xiaoslover April 19, 2021
That pretty kid who left the village like a pussy. He left to get wrecked by this tongue dude who loves snakes, and he married the most useless bitch in the show.
Sakura: "Have you seen Sasuke-kun yet?
Naruto: "No, but we're trying!"
Later...
Sasuke: "Orochimaru, would you like to be inside me?"
Orochimaru: (weird tongue sounds)
Naruto: "No, but we're trying!"
Later...
Sasuke: "Orochimaru, would you like to be inside me?"
Orochimaru: (weird tongue sounds)
by NarutoSIMP47 April 22, 2022
~~~*** Truth & Facts: A whiny idiotic dude who's really messed up who wanted to kill his only family member and decided to abandon the village for power and when he actually killed his brother, he decided to avenge his brother by wanting to destroy the village and then wanting to become the hokage. ***~~~
~~~Random Facts:~~~
Sasuke is a member of Team 7. The members include: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi.
Sasuke had an older brother who killed the entire clan except him. His name is Itachi. Sasuke grew up wanting to avenge his clan by killing Itachi.
Sasuke was the number one student at ninja school.
Sasuke is the rival of Naruto.
Sasuke is the husband of Sakura Haruno.
Sasuke is the father of Sarada.
Sasuke is the son of Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha.
~~~Random Facts:~~~
Sasuke is a member of Team 7. The members include: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi.
Sasuke had an older brother who killed the entire clan except him. His name is Itachi. Sasuke grew up wanting to avenge his clan by killing Itachi.
Sasuke was the number one student at ninja school.
Sasuke is the rival of Naruto.
Sasuke is the husband of Sakura Haruno.
Sasuke is the father of Sarada.
Sasuke is the son of Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha.
by #TheTruthandAlwaystheTruth April 15, 2018
by Ssstars November 25, 2021
Oh my God! Sasuke uses a chaff grenade to block Ishiki's Byakugan! That is fucking hilarious! You can even see the little flakes of reflective paper in the air. That is fucking priceless!
by Hym Iam April 02, 2025
by AnonBS June 29, 2021