A fat little man who plays shitnite all day and jacks off to peppa pig getting raped and their dad left them thats why nobody loves him, he is also very gay and gets raped by his mummy, he he also has downsyndrome and his brother is ricky berwick. He is illiterate and can walk without having an autism attack.
by Big man Josh February 8, 2020
Get the Rubenmug. by dick head May 4, 2004
Get the Rubenmug. by dankerdankest January 15, 2020
Get the rubenmug. A typical beaner name for fat men who are secretly gay for one another, mostly illegal comes from mexico , tj , who his mom brings him because he's too fat to be walking around tj streets , plays soccer when he is board juggles balls with his coach in each others mouths for being gay and are secretly gay for each other and ruben uses his so called girlfriend ass a coverup
by Cocksucker40000 January 21, 2016
Get the rubenmug. Some pedo bear spanish dude who stole naginis property and thinks. THINKS. he's a baws but he can't be bosser than this "short sarcastic midget". He likes to show off his BB guns and doesnt know how to work skype properly since he didnt know how to add someone to a converation even though theres a BIG + sign at the top that obviously adds people. But all in all he's a great guy and a trusting friend, and he's someone you can go to when your down and is there to help you through whatever ur going thru, so thank you hoe.
by Some midget January 1, 2012
Get the Rubenmug. by Casss2428 April 7, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. A chink. Thinks he is the alpha and mr cool. O sorry Mr ‘I know karate’. Has a peng looking younger sister. Broke up with a girl and on the same day this girl fucked a Indian guy. Pretty deep. Don’t forget he kissed Tiffany as well, A very bad decision in my opinion
by Pakis r us March 29, 2020
Get the Rubenmug.