fall off the roof

when a woman starts her period

Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night?
Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week.
Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!

by G. Wells April 14, 2006

Roof

1)A hat for a house
2)A lid for a house

'my house is nice and warm now that it has a new roof'

by loz_g December 28, 2005

rofflcopter

Something so amusing, or indeed so ROFL, it causes one to spin.

Napalm in the morning makes me rofflcopter

by Summerhayes March 27, 2008

ROFF

Internet lingo derived and from ROFL (Rolling on the Floor Laughing)

ROFF = Rolling On the Floor Farting, farting because the situation is so funny you can no longer control your bodily functions. ROFFing surpasses ROFLing.

OMG ROFF, thats soo funny I'm gonna have a sh*t attack!

by Dunky_Hazard January 27, 2009

Dog on a roof

A surprising comic juxtaposition, often indicating disorder or chaos.

I was traveling in Cuba, and it was totally dog on a roof - buildings falling apart, mule carts facing down buses, and guys going to jail for getting mugged.

by Global domination guy June 10, 2011

Roffalmow

Roffalmow (also typed Roflmao) means 'rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off. It's like Roflmao but said like one word.

Person1: Hey dude she got nailed with that hammer!
Person2: Roffalmow!

by Qloor July 27, 2007

roflfest

A fun time. An event full of rofls.

If you and your friends spend a couple hours sitting around laughing, you have just had a roflfest.

by ForestNinja November 2, 2008