Ringer

A term often used to refer to a player illegally brought into a drop-in or beer league hockey game that is significantly better than the rest of the players on the team. Usually only plays a limited amount of games so the league does not find out and never gets off the ice . Hockey term for Smurf

12 Year Old: Damn coach, who's this sick hockey player, he's as fast as Speedy Gonzales and just as small.
Coach: That kid doesn't belong in this Division, He's too good to be playing here.

Coach to Player: Get off the ice you f*cking ringer!!!
Johnny Gaudreau: Make me bitch.

by TSE NY October 12, 2018

Purity Ring

A ring that is only meant to be for the wearer, as a reminder of their commitment to God to save sex for marriage. It is not supposed to be showy, or a symbol that they think they are superior, but simply a personal reminder. It is a big deal to the wearer, but it is supposed to be personal and only between God and that person. Granted, some people do wear them for the wrong reasons, but there are always people who do things for the wrong reasons. And yes, guys do wear them, and please, make fun of us all you want, we don't care.

Richard: "What is that ring you are wearing?"
Andrew: "Oh, its my purity ring."
Richard: "What does that mean?"
Andrew: "Just a reminder for me of my commitment to purity until marriage."
Richard: "Oh, well I don't believe in that."
Andrew: "Ok, well that is fine."

by MichaelallenB February 28, 2011

Ringo Starr

A really really really really sexy guy who just happened to be the Beatle's drummer.

"Ringo Starr was not only the greatest drummer but the sexiest"

by Rita Shears October 9, 2008

ringo starr

1/4 of the Beatles because his contributions to the Beatles' music is just as significant as the other 3. He was not a songwriter, he was a drummer not chosen by an accident since he was the best drummer in Liverpool.

Man, listen how Ringo Starr bangs those tom-toms in "A Day in the Life". Can't imagine anyone else who plays like that.

by Lennon F. December 9, 2008

Shiina Ringo

The musical equivalent of an orgasm.

Any other artist in Japan is pure and vile shit compared to her.

Person 1: I love Ayumi Hamasaki! STEP YOU 4 EVARRR!!1
Person 2: Go rot in hell you facist peice of crap. Go listen to real Japanse music, like Shiina Ringo.

by Op2 October 5, 2005

blow a smoke ring

The art of forming rings as you exhale smoke while smoking.

Man, it took me forever to learn how to blow a smoke ring, but it was worth it!

by Cherished August 20, 2006

ringbit

british/aussie term for the anus

i have to go so bad it's poking out my ringbit

by Andy W September 1, 2004