subprime rib

(n.) a less than satisfactory sexual encounter

A: Yo man that chick you brought home was super hot

B: I know, but she had no idea was she was doing in bed, it was a seriously subprime rib.

by firefox12 October 29, 2010

Rib Spreader

the act of stretching a girls ribs out from the inside while having intercourse often causing great discomfort while simultaneously giving great pleasure. This is only possible with a Morgajam sized man hammer

Come here James, throw that rib spreader in these guts till you make em' crack you thick whistle uterus bruiser!

by YodaznVa August 21, 2008

rib dig

when someone pushes their finger in your skin and grabs your insides or the inside of your ribs(may hurt your kidney or gulblatter-it may damagte or break ribs or worse-may hurt when you turn~trust me i have expirense with rib digs~)

1-hey dude come here
(2 walkes to 1)
2-yah ARG!!!!!!(1 gave 2 a rib dig)
1-hhahahahah u just got rib digged!

by borg/meth! September 27, 2010

Rib Job

When a guy's Dick is so big that it rubs on the inside of a girls ribs.

Guy 1: "I ended up going home with Casandra last night."

Guy 2: "What? You mean that midget from the circus? She was 3 and half foot tall!!"

Guy 2: "Did you Fuck her?"

Guy 2: "Yah! It was tough at first, I totally gave her a Rib Job!"

by Hizzle Bizzle Cizzle Bizzle October 23, 2008

rib fuck

fucking of the ribs.

"I rib fucked yer mom!"

"I want to rib fuck you so hard."

by Kat Anne L. September 26, 2006

Rib Tickler

Very high waisted jeans or pants that contact the rib cage

I bought a pair of Levi's low-rise 510's online, turns out, they were not low rise, but actually a rib tickler.

by tat2dfreak June 22, 2019

Rib vault

When you take your penis and bludgeon someone about the ribs, until the ribs break. Then fuck.

No rib vaulting without consent.

Bro in architecture class I rib vaulting a girl so hard I broke her model as well.

by Arch Major May 20, 2016