Race Car Bed

A Race Car Bed is the coolest, most radical bed ever. If you have one of these i fw you.

Damn you have a race car bed? you're super cool

by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020

stoplight racer

The tool who is just gagging to cut in front of you in some sot of race to get to no particularly better position in the lead up to the RED lights.

The knobs who race from one set of lights to another.

Look at this friggin stoplight racer cuttin in, WHERE ARE YOU GOING PASSHOLE THE LIGHT IS FUCKING RED!

by dieselcom August 3, 2007

blumpkin race

A guy gets his dick sucked while taking a shit. Its a race against the cock to see if he can shit before he cums!

Im bored, you down for a blumpkin race?

by WX_esco April 30, 2014

Master race edition

The PC version of a multiplatform video game.

What are you doing playing Skyrim on PS3? Get the Master Race edition, it has much better graphics and you can mod the hell out of it, you filthy console peasant.

by Rundas April 25, 2014

slut race

2 or more college aged girls running/jogging ANYWHERE. They're all sluts

Look at that slut race over there...Bunch of pigs out slut racing today.

by Clown town hero July 28, 2020

Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.

"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."

by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021

rice racer

Any import car (often bought for you on your 16th birthday by your mother) thats only mods are visual and/or audio. Typically, the owner spends most of their money on a paint job, some fancy stickers, a spoiler that doubles as a picnic table, and a sound system that when turned up all the way, could explode a human head (to bad they dont turn it up full blast eh?). The only mildly beneficial mod that is invested in these neon nightmares is the coffee can exhaust that adds an extra 5hp (making a grand total of 60hp. WOOHOO!). Then it is taken to the local drag strip, and dumped at the starting line by any random muscle car. The owner then is baffled as to why after spending that much money on their precious civic, it could still be that damn slow.

That stupid mofo put 40 grand in his moms civic and he still cant get its ass across the line in under 17 seconds.

by burrier September 21, 2004