Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo November 12, 2015

mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace

mentally retired alex will give cross mod

by criss.ii September 28, 2021

Edmund Hillary Retirement Village

A large hotel for the over 70's. Residents love it there and often say their highlight is the beautiful landscaped grounds and access to amenities.

The Edmund Hillary Retirement village is a beautiful hotel.

by sisibubbles February 27, 2022

Retired From Living

No longer alive; dead.

"My grandpa has been retired from living since 2017"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2022

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 02, 2021

Retired spectator

A rapper who dropped rapping/releasing rap songs yet is still brought up in conversations related to rap

50 Cent is an example of a retired spectator in rap

by YuOfTheNight August 17, 2022