A tear just ran down my leg

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”

“A tear just ran down my leg”

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”

by Lyhfml June 30, 2023

my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

by Beanafied May 12, 2020

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

ran her red light

Had sex with a female while on her period

Sean : you F****d Stephanie on period?

Troy: yup.. I ran her red light 🤪

by BeenActingBrandNew June 28, 2023

ran out of peddle

Happens when your toy of you choice runs out of power when you need it the most

The only excuse I have for wrecking it was "I just ran out of peddle"

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

ran-down

An adjective that describes a noun being old, used, and or in very poor condition.

"Bro, I'd go to a different one. That McDonald's has nothing but bad reviews, and plus it looks ran-down."

"Heard she booked an Airbnb somewhere with so-and-so and got her whole shit ran-down."

by CicadaHarbinger June 2, 2023