Jyiodin Mordecai Randall

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.

“Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”

by clickcommander February 19, 2018

Randall Saito

A necrophiliac who kills people and has sex with the dead bodies.

Aaron is such a Randall Saito!

by Poopyfecesbutt January 21, 2018

Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.

I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

Funky Randall

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.

I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.

by Yetiarms January 10, 2024

randal tax

When you ram into another persons car with your own

I Randal taxed my grandpa and he raped me

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023

randal tax

When you trash someones car anonymously so they have to pay

“I just randal taxed my grandpa!”
“Very sigma!”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023