After hiking, camping & horseback riding in the deep, isolated wilderness for several weeks, I had a severe case of red raisin.
by Dr. Miller December 10, 2006
Get the Red Raisinmug. Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
by Vizantieca November 2, 2010
Get the Ass raisinmug. A weekly celebration of the awesomeness of raisins, chocolate-covered raisins and other raisin related memorabilia, usually celebrated by buying a bag or two of raisins and fangirling about them
Person 1: Hey guess what day it is today?
Person 2: Hmm, I don't know!
Person 1: RAISIN THURSDAY!!!
Person 2: OMG LETS BUY SOME RAISINS!!
Person 2: Hmm, I don't know!
Person 1: RAISIN THURSDAY!!!
Person 2: OMG LETS BUY SOME RAISINS!!
by personalitydementor October 26, 2012
Get the Raisin Thursdaymug. anal raisins
the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman
small chunks of turd around and in the cock
the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman
small chunks of turd around and in the cock
after i reamed his asshole all night i had so many anal raisins floating in the toilet it looked like chunky soup
man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole
my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged
she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory
the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole
my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged
she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory
the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
by puparoo July 29, 2011
Get the anal raisinmug. by Jake1688 November 3, 2010
Get the devil's raisinmug. A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
by Beefboy June 9, 2014
Get the Raisin Showermug. When you lick another persons (male or female's) dry asshole to provide lube and/or give pleasure to the rectum.
by Makemmoan Roan August 2, 2016
Get the wet raisinmug.