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Red Raisin

red, wrinkley anus - caused by sexual penetration or irritation from lack of hygene.
After hiking, camping & horseback riding in the deep, isolated wilderness for several weeks, I had a severe case of red raisin.
by Dr. Miller December 10, 2006
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Ass raisin

The tiny balls of crusty shit on the tip of your ass hair.
Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
by Vizantieca November 2, 2010
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Raisin Thursday

A weekly celebration of the awesomeness of raisins, chocolate-covered raisins and other raisin related memorabilia, usually celebrated by buying a bag or two of raisins and fangirling about them
Person 1: Hey guess what day it is today?
Person 2: Hmm, I don't know!
Person 1: RAISIN THURSDAY!!!
Person 2: OMG LETS BUY SOME RAISINS!!
by personalitydementor October 26, 2012
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anal raisin

anal raisins

the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman

small chunks of turd around and in the cock
after i reamed his asshole all night i had so many anal raisins floating in the toilet it looked like chunky soup

man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole

my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged

she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory

the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
by puparoo July 29, 2011
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devil's raisin

As in "I had to look at her devil's raisin while I was doing her doggy-style."
by Jake1688 November 3, 2010
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Raisin Shower

A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
by Beefboy June 9, 2014
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wet raisin

When you lick another persons (male or female's) dry asshole to provide lube and/or give pleasure to the rectum.
Damn, Gennifer's ass was so dry that I had to give her a wet raisin just to fit it in!
by Makemmoan Roan August 2, 2016
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