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rear-view regret

n. The feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one's disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.


Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.

This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.
**Rear-view regret in action**

Fletcher:
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

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Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!
by the lengendary ironwood April 15, 2009
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Comment regret

Regretting that you commented something on Facebook, because the whole exchange of comments made you look stupid, ignorant or the like ...or just because the conversation got way more complicated than you had imagined.
When that exchange of comment turned into a religious discussion, I had a severe case of comment regret
by AntonU August 22, 2011
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The glutes of regret

The process of waking up and seeing the ass before you and knowing its only there because of the riddiculous amount that you had drank the night before

this can cover an accidental gay expierence , a larger than life woman , or any other situation you wake into and instantly regret the ammount you drank the night before
After showering thoroughly Tom recieved a phone call

" You coming to the pub?"

A whimpered reply came back

"No...im not leaving home today i have suffered the glutes of regret !!"
by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009
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pussy regret

generally a feeling of deep "what was i thinking?" pussy regret can mostly be felt after "taking one for the team"
pussy regret is the worst, i hate fat chicks
by I aint leavin no name October 18, 2008
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Sexual Regret

Thought you are having sex with a person and figuring out it wasn't them.
The Catholic Priest Felt Sexual Regret when he accidentally molested a little girl not a little boy.
by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010
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Dating Regret

When you find out the person you were dating is a total douce bag and you vomit in your mouth a little bit everytime you think about the fact that you were with them.
I can't get out of bed today because I'm experiencing some major dating regret.

This dating regret just keeps playing in my mind and it's making me sick.
by biggirl888 January 5, 2012
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Sweat and Regret

Having sex and but not liking who you had it with or regretting it. Sometimes because of drugs.
"Dude i totally had sweat and regret with this blond girl last night."
by preston29 January 26, 2010
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