A tear just ran down my leg

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”

“A tear just ran down my leg”

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”

by Lyhfml June 30, 2023

my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

by Beanafied May 12, 2020

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

Rans

Rans: aka(ransr-Ransom-Hansom Ransom: A highly talented, extremely active, graffiti artist. His work can be seen from San Francisco all the way down to the streets of San Diego. He is a 20+ year veteran that has been associated to krews such as RYA-DBK-SKA-LAGK- and most recently Bush Boys Og. Himself being a co founder. But longest association BST¥Puente×3

Damn Rans is fucking active, this foo puts his name up everywhere!

by Bush Boy tram mom July 20, 2025

Ranned

A toxic guild in the online game Growtopia, full of children. Their main insult is "VC DOGGY", but when you go to vc them, suddenly their mic doesn't work or some other excuse.

Probble: I met a Ranned member in the world LOVE today
Rab: bruh moment

by Vic April 6, 2021

Crab Ran Goon Sauce

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish

“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024