Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
by Vizantieca November 02, 2010
After hiking, camping & horseback riding in the deep, isolated wilderness for several weeks, I had a severe case of red raisin.
by Dr. Miller December 09, 2006
A weekly celebration of the awesomeness of raisins, chocolate-covered raisins and other raisin related memorabilia, usually celebrated by buying a bag or two of raisins and fangirling about them
Person 1: Hey guess what day it is today?
Person 2: Hmm, I don't know!
Person 1: RAISIN THURSDAY!!!
Person 2: OMG LETS BUY SOME RAISINS!!
Person 2: Hmm, I don't know!
Person 1: RAISIN THURSDAY!!!
Person 2: OMG LETS BUY SOME RAISINS!!
by personalitydementor May 17, 2012
anal raisins
the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman
small chunks of turd around and in the cock
the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman
small chunks of turd around and in the cock
after i reamed his asshole all night i had so many anal raisins floating in the toilet it looked like chunky soup
man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole
my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged
she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory
the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole
my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged
she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory
the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
by puparoo July 29, 2011
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