Seagull Raid

A seagull raid is when someone unexpectedly does something to you. This can be comprised of someone stopping in and talking without warrant, crop dusting your room, sending you random unwanted pictures like a dick pic. This term is derived from the fact that during breeding season if you are near seagull nests...
A) they will shit all over everything like literally coated in shit that can't be easily removed by even the best car wash. Shits the size of grapefruits, scouts honor.
B) walking around outside near their nesting area could result in them circling like vultures and eventually dive bombing you. I haven't heard of anyone actually getting tagged by one, but there will be skid marks
I was minding my own business, when Rich seagull raided my office and farted.
by Jg eazy July 07, 2016
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Cock Raid

When the doctor comes after that foreskin.
Dude, my girlfriend got tired so f my foreskin so she gave me a cock raid.
by Banthafodder200 March 22, 2021
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Air Raid

A sivil defence siren, a siren used to provide the emergency population warning of approching danger.
The Air Raid turns on when danger approaches.
by Linny69 August 13, 2019
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Tuscan Raided

To receive a Tuscan Raider. Often results in a black eye.

See also: Tuscan Raider, Donkey Punch
"OMG where did you get that black eye?" "I got Tuscan Raided"
by JDAPS March 08, 2009
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raid tease

When a raid has been set up, you have prepared for the raid and when you show up the raid has been canceled.
Man I was sure ready to raid what a raid tease.
by totalherber June 20, 2011
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Ghetto Raid

Suzette: I need gatorade RIGHT NOW!

Johnjay: Ghetto Raid, a sandal? Where's the cockroach?
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raided heart

when your heart has been broken or your in the worst mood possible

"dude i think she has a raided heart..."
"Dude she has a raided heart! She wanted to bish slap me today!
by AnjiTheBear April 13, 2015
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