quick-fix

what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.

eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

quick shit

Having to take a dump at super speed, often aiming to break the current record of 3:30:08, the timing of which starts the moment the door is locked and ends the moment the shitter walk out the door - smelling like shit.

Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.

Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.

Dawg 1 : Yo dawg, I can't wait. I need to take a "quick shit" right here, right now. Fitness made my bowels work overtime.

Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.

Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).

* 3:30:08 minutes later *

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.

Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.

Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!

by Peter_Lopr April 8, 2011

keep it quick

IN OTHER WORDS:
get straight to the point; make it quick.

You know I keep it quick.
-CHRIS, "The Wire"

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 7, 2006

quick jerry

When a homeless man gives someone a hand job next to a dumpster

Careful when you take out the trash, I saw Arron giving Oscar a quick jerry in the alley.

by Quick Jerry January 5, 2014

Quick Ricky

An above average handjob. But like any handjob it was sad deeply sad. Not to be confused with a Sticky Micky or Slicky Dickey.

"I was chilling with Christie and she gave me a Quick Ricky"- Jack
"Hot damn brother sounds like a good swell time, nothing beats a Quick Ricky I'm I right"- Edward
"Oh ya baby" - Jack

by JC the master of Scorch July 30, 2016

quick bowl

The act of ripping a bong in a fast manner, i.e a casual rip. A very efficient way of getting high in a timely manner. Also a question asking one if they would like to have a quick smoke.

Want a quick bowl?

by someoneudontknow101 February 24, 2017

quick slap

A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.

"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."

by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014