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Phat Pussy

When a females pussy sits high up and very plump, soft to the touch and very juicy.. Always wet and can take a big dick. Unlike small pussy ..
Man: Damn you got a phat pussy.
by Mrs. Thickness March 16, 2016
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elusive snapping pussy

A special type of pussy that only a few women have, this pussy can clamp down on a dick or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a pussy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker pussy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.

This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.

Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.

Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.

Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.

For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
Don't mess with her cause I hear she's got that "ESP", aka the elusive snapping pussy", that pussy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.

This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"

"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"
by Mr. Reccaabich March 28, 2012
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pussy crushing

To get as much vagina as possible at a location which it is plentiful.
"Bro im so gonna do some serious pussy crushing tonight at that party"
by Mr. Rains February 29, 2008
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National Eat Pussy Day

Jessica:You hear what tomorrow is?

Tom:The 24th?

Jessica:No National Eat Pussy Day!
by TheMoreYouknow101 June 22, 2018
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penguin pussy

when your bopping your woman at the top of stairs, then you punch the bitch in the back of the head and ride her down the stairs like a sled fucking her the whole way
i penguin pussyed the hooker and accidentally killed her.
by the ClAp hurtz February 23, 2011
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Pussy Wrangler

Pronunciation: pʊsi/ræŋɡlə(r)

Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose

is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.

Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er

or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.
Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue

her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."

Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"
by Dr.Cyclopz October 20, 2018
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pussybeast

A person who seriously loves fucking women.
My old boyfriend was an A-1 pussybeast.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
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