Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.
Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.
by Frustrated_Driver November 13, 2016
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Get the punching the squirrel mug.“ Hey want to go panchling tonight?”
“ Yeah but whose grave are we digging up?”
“ That obese asian guy that got hit by a bus 3 months ago.”
“ Yeah but whose grave are we digging up?”
“ That obese asian guy that got hit by a bus 3 months ago.”
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"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
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1.) That line you get into when you're hungry.
2.) That line you get into when you might not be interested in eating, but need to get away from incompetent fucks who don't make any sense.
3.) That place you go to escape any situation involving morons, regardless of whether or not a lunchline is available at that time.
1.) That line you get into when you're hungry.
2.) That line you get into when you might not be interested in eating, but need to get away from incompetent fucks who don't make any sense.
3.) That place you go to escape any situation involving morons, regardless of whether or not a lunchline is available at that time.
1.) "Let's get in the lunchline."
2.) *Incompetent youth at lunchtable talking about something stupid*
Mobaby: *interrupts* Peaches, you getting in the lunchline? Let's get in the lunchline.
3.) *Irritatingly trendy scene kid in the mall talking about how trendy scene kids suck*
Mobaby: *interrupts* Roo, let's just get in the lunchline.
2.) *Incompetent youth at lunchtable talking about something stupid*
Mobaby: *interrupts* Peaches, you getting in the lunchline? Let's get in the lunchline.
3.) *Irritatingly trendy scene kid in the mall talking about how trendy scene kids suck*
Mobaby: *interrupts* Roo, let's just get in the lunchline.
by Mobaby July 18, 2006
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I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.
by Grossman27 October 27, 2018
Get the Gorilla Punching mug.A lazy way in which Teachers are indulging bullying to maintain "discipline" . A designated punching bag is a student on whom the Teachers are counting to always be the ones bullies will target to pass their "hormonal" energy while leaving teachers favorite students alone. That becomes the "natural order" and routine for teachers. If the Designated punching bag get fed up and fight back...or only wants to save his/her neck, he/she breaks the teacher's routine and natural order therefore HE/SHE is committing an infraction in the eyes of those teachers.
Student A was stolen, beaten up etc... One day he had enough and fought back. But since for teachers he is the school's designated punching bag, he was expulsed because HE and ONLY HE (not the bullies) has to learn how to behave in Society!
by Blcak catBChat nMJ July 21, 2020
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