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Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.
Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.
by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009
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Protein Shake

After fellatio, before swallowing your partner shakes their head wildly.

Or after you blow your load, you grab and shake her head until she gets dizzy
I went home for lunch to give my girl a protein shake
by undercover brothertx January 5, 2012
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protein butt

Anyone who has a really big ass.
by Julia Gulia HOLLAAAA April 22, 2008
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Protein Spill

Found it in the newspaper. Means: puke, vomit, throw up, upchuck, barf, spew, blow chunks, ralph, hurl, lose your lunch, be sick etc etc etc.
I'm always afraid my gf Holly's gonna protein spill when she blows me 'cause her gag reflexes are so fucking bad.
by Maurice April 27, 2004
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Protein Fart

A deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.

It is actually documented on Canadian Biological Containment Registry (CBCR) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli.

PRO-TEEN FAH-ARTT
(NOUN)
Paulo: Yo fucking Luke let a fucking protein fart the other day...
Nick: DAYUUMM! Did you------
Paulo: Yea, I got the vaccine. Matt's dad actually gave me the shot
Nick: Fucking guy... Bet hes still on those roids...
Paulo: Aiight lets go to the docks
Nick: ROFLCOPTER!
by DJ Paulojustownedyourass April 3, 2009
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protein enima

to splooge in a partner's anus
Ron Jeremy gave dat ho a protein enima!
by badadam75 April 7, 2005
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protein guzzler

an athlete, typically a body builder or wrestler. consumes protein products (ie: protein powder added to drinks, protein shakes, protein pills)
man, look at that protein guzzler walking out of the gym
by alien 2345 August 2, 2007
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