principled policy wonk

Any republican who thinks McCellan is a flack for telling the truth about past lies.

I'm a principled policy wonk, not a turncoat.

by Heyseed June 2, 2008

Yellow shirt principle

Used to describe something you never do, but do once just to feel once as you never feel (the name is becasue yellow shirts are horrible)

I hate coca cola so much, that I am drinking one due to the yellow shirt principle.

by carlitosxxx21 January 18, 2009

The Roller-coaster Principle

An analogy between activities of a sexual or romantic nature and a roller-coaster, or any amusement park ride. According to this philosophy, the engaging in sexual activities with a partner one does not find aesthetically satisfactory in order to receive a similar treatment from his/her far better looking friend is equivalent to waiting in line (a mundane and unpleasant activity) in order to get on a roller-coaster (a thrilling and exhilarating experience). The roller-coaster principle may also be used to describe the opposite: waiting in line for an amusement park ride that ultimately is not worth the wait. Details of the roller-coaster riding experience also directly apply to the metaphorical analogy. For example, vomiting on Kingda Ka would be the equivalent of vomiting while having intercourse with Meghan Fox. The Roller-coaster Principle, so long as the roller-coaster is in fact superior to the wait in line, exempts any male or female from being ridiculed for "waiting in line".
Can also be defined as "exploitation and manipulation".

Guy 1: As one of my closest friends, I simply cannot allow you to accept that female's offer of fornication. She is simply horrendous!
Guy 2: You mustn't forget that said lovemaking increases my chances of performing similar acts on her tantalizing and voluptuous compatriot without need of Roofies!
Guys 1 & 2 in unison: THE ROLLER-COASTER PRINCIPLE!
*Highfive*

by supercoollad July 7, 2010

Principle of Things

The shit principle who ruins your life in baldi’s basics.And sends you to detention for just running for a millisecond

Do you know the Principle of Things
Yeah he sucks ass .He sends you to detention

by A weird Canadian July 2, 2018

The mustang principle

The mustang principle is very simple, if one is too purchase an extremly expensive car, phone, computer, etc one would avoid the mustang, razr, alienware, etc, because said products are what everyone else gets, defeating the purpose of spending the extra money to get something special.

According to the mustang principle, ford mustangs are the yellow magnet ribbon of expensive cars.

by Mason "Gyver" Lofton March 5, 2006

Principle

A misspelling of the word "principal" commonly seen in online roleplays and the internet.

8 yr old kid in roleplay: I am the principle

by PiersNivan December 2, 2018

The J. Jackson Principle of Life

It States, If you not a brawler, then you a baller, if you not a baller, you a shout caller, if you not a shout caller, then you one dumb bitch..........

The J. Jackson Principle of Life says, Brawler is to baller, as baller is to caller, as caller is to bitch :D

by Jayven Jackson March 22, 2008