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Ricky Ponting Bum Tap

The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”
by Papabear of Brisneyland October 19, 2010
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pouring the milk first

the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.
Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.
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Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
by Marie Costello August 26, 2007
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Fed posting

Fed posting is when an obvious federal agent is trying to pose as a harmless social media user but is obviously trying to remove any opposition to the American authority by either lying about communism or spreading bait for potential incriminating responses
Pretty online girl: I don't like what the Chinese Communist Party is doing with communism to fight America

Everyone else: Nice try, CIA. Next time maybe make it less obvious you're fed posting
by Definetly not the CIA February 1, 2023
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Pounting

"Pounting" is when a girl climbs on you and rubs her arse on your dick. But you don't stick your dick in her pooper - that's wrong, instead they just rub their arse on your dick until you cum.
"Dude, Katie totally did some Pounting on me last night! I jizzed all over her gothed up ass!!!!" - Tim
by Tap Dat Azz August 31, 2011
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Shit posting

what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and when you have mastered the art of roasting people and people groups
by dankboo November 27, 2018
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ass poutine

a standard poutine dish eaten from another's ass
Terry simply couldn't resist eating the ass poutine Nancy prepared in her crack
by jage_the_rapist February 26, 2009
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