Pornhubitis

The sudden action of casual conversation or moment to instant sexual urge/ being horny.

Like watching porn and you want too immediately get to it, you do it in a physical action without the foreplay. Utterly confusing the recipient and feeling uncomfortable.

"Me and my friend we in a call watching a video and he started flirting with the other it was fucking weird."
"Yeah, that's a bad case of Pornhubitis. Were they drunk?"
"Probably."

by DoggoWithAGlocco January 27, 2024

Pornhub

where u find out, how your mum made all that extra money over the years

PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Pornhub

A weird aviation website similar to planespotters.net, jetphotos.com and airliners.net, but instead of aviation stuff like airplanes, airports and etc.. it shows nasty stuff like cocks, vags, Titties, Butts, Buttholes and weird sexual nasty stuff that is very gross

At a school library

Avgeek: what is this PH website

Other person: pornhub, click on it, have some great aviation stuff

Avgeek: ok *clicks and types Boeing 747 in Pornhub*

Avgeek: EWWWW WHAT THE HELL, THATS NO AVIATION STUFF, THATS A NASTY SEXUAL SITE

Other person: It is an airplane website

Av geek: CAN YOU SEE I TYPED BOEING 747 AND IM SEEING A SLUT LICKING SPERM BELOW A NASTY PENIS? And it’s ads showing a man licking a woman’s vagina, and two gay guys doing anal sex, Screw this website, I’m going back to planespotters.net

Other person: Lol this is hilarious 😆 LMAO

by EMD F59PHI July 6, 2024

PornHub

A website with content of sexual activity for enjoyment

Guy 1:Man this party’s fucking boring
Guy 2: Yeah fuck this I’m going on PornHub

by LT.Flames May 26, 2019

Pornhubbed

When someone gets into your phone and posts a screenshot of pornhub on your snap story.

Wow I got so pornhubbed last night!

Someone totally pornhubbed me

by hmidds00 May 8, 2019

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One day at the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada, navigating my way home in my red Chrysler town and country minivan. Right in front of me was a minibus full of passengers and an elderly lady in a yellow subcompact car. The old lady was driving slowly through the landfill. As the bus honked continuously, I noticed on my rearview mirrors, a white 2015 Honda fit swerving all over the road behind me. The driver, a guy in his late 20’s named Jeremy was glued to his phone, watching some nasty gay porn with the sounds playing from the car’s speakers via Bluetooth, playing explicit moans, dirty talking and etc. I could see the bright orange and black Pornhub logo reflected onto his glasses as he was getting closer behind me. I realized that he was driving like an ass, so I tried to move away from him. But as I tried to take over the old lady in her slow moving car, the tragedy begins, the Honda clipped my rear bumper, sending violent vibrations through my minivan. Then he collided behind the old lady, her car spinning violently off the road . Then Jeremy then collided into the bus, and after he collided into the bus. He Carreened off the road with the pornographic noises playing loudly on his car speakers and then hit a guardrail and plunged into the lagoon of the Halifax harbor near by the abandoned lizie j cargo ship.

by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025

PornHub

The website with the HOTTEST girls sucking dicks.

PornHub is my FAVORITE website!

by Twight0931 March 22, 2021