Pootential 

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

Pootential by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

pontier 

A beer you are still holding (and didn't drop) after passing out drunk the night before. It is usually finished upon realization of such a feat.

Finish that pontier

pontier by 1624 March 5, 2010

sleepies and poopies 

The name for a person that gets so drunk that they fall asleep on the floor and wake up to find they have vomitted and shit their pants.

"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"

sleepies and poopies by kimmmmmmmmmmmay June 3, 2009

The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.

Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

The Ghost Poopie by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

i pooted 

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

i pooted by Oz1 August 8, 2007

Shy Poopie 

When you feel the need to poop, but it won't come out, no matter how long you sit on the bowl. Sometimes occurs in public toilets. Also occurs when you feel under pressure to move bowels, like when someone is waiting for you.

I thought I had to take a crap, but nothing came out.

Dude, you had a shy poopie!

Shy Poopie by Cheela June 20, 2006

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

Hairy Pooter by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006