Poor-man grilled cheese

When you're so damn lazy you just put cheese on bread and put it in the microwave for 15 seconds rather than toasting it or actually grilling it.

Cornelius: "yo bro, I'm so hungry"
Bob: "bruh we ain't got much for munchies, but if you want you can make a poor-man grilled cheese, dawg."

by Brosephdotcom April 14, 2015

Poor Man’s Rich Man’s

A bowl of tobacco sprinkled with whatever kief you can scrounge up from the bottom of the grinder because your poor and out of weed.

Pete: Yo Ed, want to pack me a bowl?
Ed: I can’t bro we’re all out of bud

Pete: Poor man’s rich man’s it is

by Gorditto May 3, 2021

Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.

Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.

by fresh5 October 12, 2010

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

Rich girl poor man

A syndrome achieved by overt feminists

Rich girl poor man wants for nothing, but can.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

poor man's autograph

When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.

"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."

by Mysterious John March 14, 2004

Poor Man's Speedball

A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.

Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.

Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...

by Sauce puppet March 8, 2020