chest potatoes

Boobs

Wow I need some baby gravy on your chest potatoes

by Pornopoet May 11, 2016

Hot Potatoes

Interesting and challenging topics most people find too hot to handle talking about.

"I was impressed when instead of going to a movie, they wanted to talk about Hot Potatoes topics all night long over drinks."

by Christina Heart August 31, 2017

That's how the potatoes get salted

A phrase used when something unfortunate happens.

Grandson : Grandma my PC got destroyed from the rain last night
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted

by TheKnoble23 May 8, 2020

Instant Potatoes Baby

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.

Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.

by bschwarz May 24, 2011

Meat and Potatoes - Girl

When a really hot chick, doesnt realize she is hot, doesnt act like she is hot, and doesnt always dress like she is hot. - But there is no doubt she is hot.

This red hair girl at my office is so hot looking, but she acts like such a meat and potatoes - Girl.

by HonestGuyToTheEnd September 10, 2011

Autism potatoes

3 slutty girls that that are on the spectrum #elite members only

Oooo look at that girl, must a part of the autism potatoes

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020