platonic head

When a homie taller than you gives you head

Bruh she was on her knees giving me platonic head and she was still taller than me!

by juul queen January 28, 2018

Platonic Necking

Necking someone indirectly (as in their pajama top and not directly on the neck)...

Hey, stop platonic necking me -- let's move on to the real thing...

by Gone Insane February 8, 2009

platonic cuddling

What you call it when you want to get down with someone, but don't want to put it in any certain terms. Usually when one or both parties are involved in a relationship with someone else.

Girl: Hey, you want to come over tonight?
Guy: What for?
Girl: Some "platonic cuddling."
Guy: Right, I'll bring the condoms.

by zknb October 14, 2008

platonic love

1. a phrase used to mend the shattered egos of rejected woman and console the emotionally unbalanced state of rebuffed girlfriends.

2. BULLSHIT

Sally: "I am completely enamored with you."
Jack: "I don't love you like THAT sally: it's like, platonic love!"

by Ginny!! December 7, 2007

Platonic Love

A Fancy term for "Friendzoned".

Girl one: "So I thought you were dating Tyler? Why are you going out with Joe?

Girl two: "Oh that's nothing. Joe's my best friend; I love him! But it's purely platonic love, not real love.

by greatestace95 September 9, 2012

Platonic Love

The kind of love that nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies rely on from other nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies.

kara-"i'm nineteen and the love clock is ticking."
hailey-"yes i empathise, we are surely going to become crazy cat ladies."
kara-"at least we have our platonic love."

by dale mozart. February 16, 2009

platonic love

When you are in love with a chick, but the one she is fucking is Plato.

in platonic love = friendzoned

by ManGoingHisOwnWay July 14, 2016