Alaskan Pipeline

invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.

If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers

by PITITTY November 4, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing it and forcing your girlfriend to use it as a dildo.

Dude 1: Yo dude I gave my bitch an ALASKAN PIPELINE last night.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.

by tbrmrg November 5, 2009

alaskan pipeline

taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...

gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer

hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...

gary- dont be like that babe

hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...

gary- hell yeah

hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me

gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch

hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself

by FX has the movies July 22, 2009

Siberian Pipeline

Similar to the the Alaskan pipeline; however, after freezing the shit filled condom, you insert it into a woman's vagina.

Yesterday I was going to perform the Alaskan pipeline, but it was dark and I ended up in Siberia. Oh well that's the Siberian Pipeline for you

by SBreen November 23, 2009

Mexican Pipeline

nicknambe for Puerto Escondido in Mexico. so named because the shape of the wave resembles the Banzai Pipeline (in Hawaii) but is in Mexico, also called Puerto's for short

We'er road trippin south of the border to surf the Mexican Pipeline.

by goopup February 1, 2006

Alaskan Pipeline

You take a shit into a condom, then freeze it and fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.

Guy 1: Yo, this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline.

Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?

Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!

by I Fiend Cack June 1, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early 1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their lover's desired point of entry.

"Hey honey, I'm really in the mood for sex, shit, and a cold temperature. Anything in mind?" "2 words. Alaskan Pipeline."

by Hollaback1212 January 12, 2009