Shotgunning a penguin

When you piss with a boner and sneeze

“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin”

by Mississippi_Sister_Fucker July 19, 2019

penguinization

The process where we lose our ability to preform certain skills because of an over reliance of tools that we have created. e.g. calculators, computers, iTouch, etc. This happened when penguins stopped flying and they lost the ability to fly after a certain amount of time that had passed.

We were once able to add numbers visually at great speed, but have lost the ability due to the introduction of calculators is an example of penguinization. Cell phones with speed dial is another example of no longer remembering anyone's phone number because we access numbers electronically rather than relying on our memory.

by Icchok January 28, 2010

The Penguin

Typically done by prostitutes and crack whores. This means to remove a man's pants to his ankles and then run off with his money leaving him waddling after you like a penguin.

Man 1:"Dude, you got 5 bucks I can borrow?"
Man 2:"I'm totally broke. Last night this crack whore gave me the penguin."

by AnnaleseLover April 17, 2006

Socially Awkward Penguin

Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.

The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.

You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.

BE POLITE, HOLD THE DOOR

-socially awkward penguin-

THEY'RE SLIGHTLY TOO FAR AWAY

by thisisathens January 31, 2010

Pingus Man

A super hero who is half penis, half pickle and his ball skin stretches out to be his arms. He shoots white acid skeet from his head.

1. "oh look here comes pingus man"
2."try not to steal anything, pingus man might be around"

by pingus34567 December 30, 2012

Pinguo

A Cuban saying among men for an extremely brave, cool, athletic, stud or ladies man.

Do see that guy with the hot babes driving that porshe he is Pinguo

by yacht-usa February 19, 2010

Angry Penguin

A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin.

Susie gave Ted the Angry Penguin treatment for Donkey Punching her last week.

by The Ocho 8 May 25, 2006