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Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.
Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man
by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012
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Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?
Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019
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Stephen Paddock, 64, who shoot up the Route 91 Harvest festival from his hotel.
Derrick: Where is that gunshot coming from?
Roger: It is coming from the Mandalay Bay hotel
Derrick: It that Stephen Paddock
by BillJensen1 December 30, 2020
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Pado

The way of describing a person you deeply hate
Hey what’s up you Pado.
by Andrew Pado October 20, 2018
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padoodle

last person to say it has to take off an article of clothing
lets play padoodle!!!
by king lee of cinci July 15, 2010
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paedophiles abusing urbandictionary

1 of 3 now notorious urbandictionary paedophiles:

author The Fury 13 is a paedophile,

author Judge dredd7 is a paedophile ,

author Deep blue 2012 is a paedophile

Find their definitions which promote CHILD HARM and have them deleted. EVERYONE, no matter their morality or amorality, conservative or progressive or anarchist, agrees that such MOSTROUS EVIL has no place here or existing anywhere else.
those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles abusing urbandictionary found so far
by kill paedophiles June 19, 2013
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paedo grip

The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.
"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"

"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009
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