Paul

Morbidly obese loves takis but so HOT

Paul is so hot I want to suck on his taki

by Nogay May 21, 2019

Paul

A Paul is a guy that roams around your office building all day holding a cup of coffee. A Paul likes to walk around, hence the name Paul Walker. A Paul doesn't like to work and is usually very slow.

I just spotted a Paul in our office building.

That chair is empty, there must be a Paul around here.

by loekieloekie November 5, 2019

paul

kinda cool ngl. always gets interrupted whenever he’s having a conversation, is awkward & kinda unapproachable !! but he’s still a top tier person.

friend : why are you smiling ?

me : paul texted me

by thebourgeoisiefrom2020 December 31, 2019

Paul

Absolute fucking chuth

Goat1: hey look that's Paul...
Salamander: there's bugs under you're skin
there's bugs under you're skin
there's bugs under you're skin

by Gaylildog January 5, 2023

Pauled

See: receding hairline

Man your hair went up and pauled!!!

by BettaWithChedda September 2, 2018

Paul

Fat bastard and goes for girls in bathrooms. Sometimes even goes for fat people.

Paul is Fat

by Paul is fat January 13, 2020

Paul

SMELLS LIKE FUCKING MAC N CHEESE

"oh shit Paul's here it smells so fucking bad"

by ASSBAGEL December 5, 2013