Pastel

Referring to the texture of skid marks left in the toilet bowl after taking a large, sticky dump of high viscosity - similar to the “oily” or sometimes “gummy” texture left on an art canvas when drawing with crayon-like pastel art sticks.

“Nicole! You left you’re pastels in the toilet again... you need to remember to flush more than once!! Why don’t you eat some spinach or something!”

by Rusty Violin 🎻 January 4, 2021

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Cooter Paste

Any non-solid substance that originates from a vagina. Color and viscosity level will vary. Will waft a pungent odor. The nature of this waft will vary in smell and reaction to the odor is subjective. Visibility of the paste will also vary.

Not urine. "No way dude! I don't need no fuckin' Cooter Paste on my Rhinoceros Dick Rod. . .shit!"

by Huseyin Ursel November 6, 2005

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Panty Paste

The physical reaction of the schnock when aroused, causing a natural lubricant, and residue, or paste, left on the panties, if worn.

John Basedow, destroyer of panties since 1972, causing mad panty paste everywhere.

by Layla__ December 19, 2006

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anus paste

actual shit used for glue when stranded on an island;
actual shit used as a substitute for glue when one is lazy

Yo mike, get that rat out of your ass and pass me some anus paste; i'm finishing my mothersday card but i ran out of glue.

person 1: Yo Fred why u got that paintbrush wedged up your ass?
person 2:Uh i'm outa glue and i'm getting some anus paste shitlips!
Person 1:Ohh i'm sorry don't tell the guys at school i didn't know?
Person 2: Only if you eat my anus paste.
PErson 1: fine

by Sethy247 August 9, 2007

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