Paiton

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by Haga October 3, 2016

If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.

Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!

by Smackaine January 27, 2011

Pardon Me, Sir

(1)acronym for a woman who is acting very emotional or angry as a reslut of extremely bad PMS
(2)excusing yourself for interupting a male or malish female

shaniqua, pardon me, sir, but DARN TOOTIN YOU NEED MEDICATION!

by bonnet August 23, 2006

Dolly Parton

noun: to describe a work shift that starts at 9:00 am and ends at 5:00 pm. So named after the 1980 Paramount Pictures movie, "Nine to Five", starring Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin as women office workers. Dolly Parton recorded the movie's theme song, entitled "Nine to Five", which became a #1 hit on the Billboard charts in the same year as the movie's release.

"Hey Nick, you're working a Dolly Parton shift tomorrow. You are working from 9 to 5."

"I did a Dolly Parton shift today."

"Damn yo, I ain't got time fo this shit...I work late...I ain't got no Dolly Parton schedule!"

by Jakey the Snakey October 21, 2009

parkour

Le Parkour (also known simply as Parkour, PK, or free running)was invented in 1988 in the Parisian suburb of Lisses by a group of teenagers including the legends David Belle and Sebastien Foucan, who formed a clan called the "Yamakasi", or new (modern) samurai. it is a sport in which practitioners, called "traceurs, run, jump, climb, and roll rhrough rooftops, gaps, pipes, practically anything in an urban environment. it demands great physical agility, and masters of PK, such as Belle, are able to jump over cars, leap 9-meter distances from one rooftop to anotherIt has been described as "obstacle-coursing" or "the art of movement". the fluid art of parkour is sometimes combined with the smooth flow of such arts such as capoeira and Xtreme martial arts. examples of such hybrid practitioners are Team Ryouko, the famous Toronto martial arts stunt team, and the mysterious Xyndicate, a tiny, underground clan located in the eastern United States.

"PK is as 1337 as break-dancing!"

by ------1xX~*Hellhawk*~Xx1------ July 27, 2004

Pareto

Pareto efficiency is enforcing something that makes somebody better off without making anybody else worse off. Net society gains as a whole.

It's like 2 guys chasing 2 girls (a blonde and a brounette). Guy 1 only likes blondes. Guy 2 only likes brounettes.
Outcomes:
Guy 1 gets both girls. Guy 2 no girl.
Guy 2 gets both girls. Guy 1 no girl.
OR,
PARETO EFFICENT OUTCOME:
Guy 1 gets the blonde, and Guy 2 gets the brounette. Each is made better off without making the other guy worse off.

by C.Brown February 6, 2008

Post Pardom Poop

Post Pardom Poop is a serious condition usually encountered after a quick emergency evacuation of the bowels. It usually affects males from the ages of 18-25 who have ignored the early warning signs of imminant poop. The condition's symptoms are immediate regret at losing so much of yourself, an empty feeling inside, and fear of ever losing another poop like that again.

Matt: Why is Jason crying and cradling his stomach?
Scott: He has been stricken with a serious case of post pardom poop
Jason: I just want to feel it back inside of me! To be whole again!
Chris (entering the room): Dear god I think someone left a kidney in the toilet
Eric: You guys are sick
Jason: Is it such a crime to love something you carried for so long?!
Matt: Can I use the bathroom? I'm expecting

by Regretful pooper April 16, 2009