Partender

A bartender at a golf course/country club.

"I just got a job as a Partender at Augusta!"

by Iggy K. August 20, 2011

parting the pink sea

A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.

"Now you're parting the pink sea with the girl of your dreams"

by RYNO5001 July 13, 2016

Patient Zero

Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.

I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."

by Creeping Gibs April 26, 2009

ENGLISH PATIENT

Verb) The act of sitting down and defecating at the same time. This, in turn, will make feces fill the anal crevasse upon which the owner of said feces will wait until said feces forms into hard crust. This, can then in turn, be used as a dagger or a boomerang in which small children and hemophiliacs can enjoy. Corn bits and other nondigestive foods add to the aerodynamics as well as the sharpness of the finished product.

For the talent show, Beirne made an English Patient on stage and decided to use it as a microphone until he became hungry and ate it.

by Jay Cavaiola June 23, 2007

Patience

The thing that is tested when you are waiting for an Urban Dictionary thing to be published.

*whistles* patience...

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Livingston Parties

a town in northern jersey where the teenager's weekdays consist of SAT courses and sport pracitces/games, while the weekends consist of going to the city, shopping at possibly the wealthiest mall in new jersey (short hills mall), and getting FUCKED UP at some crazy ass house parties usually in Laurel Hills, Bel-Air, or Coventry. The parties thrown by the teens of livingston are probably the craziest most dangerous parties you will ever attend, consisting of drugs and hard-liquor, but hey thats how they like it. By the end of the night, at least 3 girls are crying drunk, barfing over the toilet, and at least 5 girls have given head to every guy in the room. Either that, or their busy getting their stomachs pumped. By this time, the person throwing the party has either thrown everyone out, leaving them on the street to find a ride, or its too late and the asshole cops have come to fuck you over. Over all, A+ for parties. :D

Person 1: Hey, you where at ____'s party the other night, right?

Person 2: Hell yeah! But then the cops came and i had to run through the woods... then i heard _______'s was having a party and headed over there, but all the alc was gone! So i smoked this amazing blunt that got me sooo fucked up.

Person 1: Sick! Livingston parties are always crazy.

by living stoned September 28, 2009

republican parties

A social event when a group of left wing individuals congregate, dress in a manner that is befitting right wing conservatives and then procede to mock the right wing political party.Often students will make up a new name for the evening. These events tend to be popular at liberal colleges and universities.

The republican parties at Earlham college feature otherwise progressive, liberal students dressed as waspy, conservatives and adapting new names for the evening such as Vera Withford or Charles Edmund Skylir IV.

by M Rice October 4, 2006