mootie patootie

i call my mutuals or friends on tiktok mootie patootie mostly @michealaftonsfave on tiktok 🥺

"mootie patootie what is this"

by glamcockfreddy February 26, 2022

salty parrot

To rest one's dick and balls on another individuals shoulder.

Dude, Paul was so busy gaming that he didn't even notice I gave him a good ole salty parrot.

by zbug773 August 23, 2022

Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

by TheJMM April 8, 2011

panooter

twat vag box snatch labia clit
BAHARVIN taint

Arvin likes to sho-woff my moms panooter too-her children for-their arousment!!!

by matross January 30, 2008

Hairy Parrot

Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.

"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"

"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"

"Brilliant!"

by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010

Sneaky Parrot

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.

I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.

by MeryBely July 15, 2011

Youtube Parrot

A person who watches Youtube videos all day long, to only start quoting the lines they hear from the videos. These can be quotes are usually from comedic movie or game reviews and this person would take it seriously. The person would then use what they heard in jokes, arguments, or just wanting to say it. The repeats can continue for weeks after watching the video which can be due to the person watching the same video over and over again.

If one were to hang out with this person be prepare to start hearing a constant line of quotes the one might not even care about.

Youtube Parrot - {Insert quote from video here}

Cool Guy - Anyway I got free tickets to the stadium next week

YT Parrot - that's cool {Insert quote from video here - but interrupted}

Cool Guy - Listen I don't care what time do we meet up?

YT Parrot - I don't know you pick {Insert quote from video here}

Cool Guy - *sigh* Why do I hang out with you?

YT Parrot - meh, GOD how FFXIV sucks! I rather {Insert quote from FFXIV comedy review video here}

Cool Guy - Did you ever play it?

YT Parrot - No

Cool Guy - Then Shut Up

by The Cool Guy 8) October 14, 2011