Paraphilia

I'm pretty sure that's in America????
No wait I think I'm thinking of Philadelphia...

"Damn where you live girl???"
"Paraphilia."
"Where the fuck is that??"
"Bitch Idk goddamn"

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003

Japanese Parachute

On the roof of your house, after anal sex, blast your load all over her back, then throw her off the roof.

Not realizing where I parked, I destroyed my car when I gave her a Japanese Parachute.

by rjmcg88 February 22, 2009

Hot Pocket Parachute

A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.

Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...

Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?

Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?

Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.

Guy 1: Are you ok, man?

Guy 2: .......no...

by TommyBecks September 12, 2010

german parachute

Breaking wind under the covers and quickly trapping your bed-mate in the fog under the blanket. A quicker application of a dutch oven.

My girl has caught on to the dutch oven, so I had to hit her quick with a german parachute on one of my gassier days.

by 12345678910111213 March 24, 2008

Parahandro

wenn you are parahandro you are crazy as hell wou want to smack everybody, you want to fuck and kill.

I'm parahandro brother
Kieth is parahandro boys, watch his eyes!
familie Cicilia is parahandro brother
Chella is parahandro niggers !

by roffa_tim & Chella January 25, 2009

paraphernaliaholic

Its like being a shopoholic but for accessories that go with the main product. If you smoke weed your pipe is considered paraphernalia and if you keep buying more paraphernalia to make you feel better than you're a paraphernaliaholic.

Wow look! Ryan has like 3 pipes, 2 bongs, a vaporizer, and a hookah. He's definitely a paraphernaliaholic.

by Dblitz July 15, 2010