Popular kids

A non-existent group. The theory of popular kids makes no sense because if everyone outside of the group refers to them as the popular kids and doesn't like that group, they are really only popular among themselves. The only truly popular kids are the relatively quiet ones that everybody can get along with.

Nerdy kid: I HATE POPULAR KIDS

Me: Would that be popular as in the kids who play sports and wear pink collar shirts that everyone makes fun of or popular as in the ones that people actually like?

by Doo man July 24, 2006

Paularize

Having something to do, but doing nothing, until someone else does it for you.

My buddy always paularizes me when we go fishing.

by The avid fisherman July 13, 2017

Popular Kid

They are all the same person. They act really similar and go out of their way to look exactly like eachother. Sometimes, you start to feel sympathy for them, but then you remember that they're all dicks who dont deserve that. They all need to grow up. They typically go around calling people fag and libtard.

Popular kid: hahaha ur a fag
Me: fuck off you clone
Popular kid: I'm gonna beat ur ass
Me: what a classic popular kid move

by Gayandconfused April 24, 2019

Popular Kid

The Popular kid is a kid at school who is completely up their own ass, they forget who they are and focus on clout. The little idiots never stop moaning in their giant group at the cafeteria, field, bench, etc.

They bumlick each other yet they still chat so much rubbish about each other and if you dare go near them, they’ll get their big ass flock on you.

Look it’s a popular kid!

Popular kids are dumb.

by Criticalxp September 6, 2019

Misters Populars

An elite group of humorists hilarious alone, and even more assbustingly jocular together. This group has perfect balance, half being of one race, half being of another; half being left-handed and half being right; they truly are the most notable people of the century. Often referred to in abbreviated form as simply 'Misters'.

"damn those Misters are hilarious,"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"

by mister4 June 1, 2005

Prayer of the Popular Viner

(As spoken by Josh Darnit)

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."

Kevin: Dude, do you pray before bed?
Ben: Absolutely. I say the Prayer of the Popular Viner.

by BrittBrittBritt September 9, 2015

Popular Science

The tabloid of science magazines.

Person 1: I read an article about flying supersonic trains
Person 2: Yeah, it's probably from popular science.

by CyberdyneX22 September 24, 2011