Brett Palmer

A self-centered jerk who is a want to be. Commonly found getting swirlied in the toilet. Get a life, Brett.

Person 1: Who’s that kid with the mismatched Crocs?

Person 2: Must be Brett Palmer

by Brett667 May 3, 2018

Arnold Palmer

A drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. Named after a famous golfer.

Dammit, woman, I'm thirsty! Get in the kitchen and fix me an Arnold Palmer!

by J3 May 7, 2005

arnold palmer

The sexual act of urinating into your partners rectum. Comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.

"I was having anal sexual intercourse last night and I couldn't help it. I had to give her the Arnold Palmer. Of course she dug it.

by Ricardo Sanchez Esq. July 22, 2006

Ryan Palmer

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Don’t be a Ryan Palmer

by Science_Master October 2, 2019

Ronald Palmer

To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.

That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

kenneth palmer

the most fruity bitch u will ever meet. He really likes to listen to cupcakKe and eat ass 24/7. He watches midget porn while listening to lil nas x

Kenneth palmer:I’m gay for u chaizdan
chaizdan: slay

by ur hot uncle March 2, 2022

The Palmer Introduction

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".

The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"

by CrazyMofo2468 March 22, 2010