favorite puppy

a term coined by ted nivison on the chuckle sandwich podcast episode 20, when he shares that he named his favorite stuffed animal “favorite puppy”.

saying something is favorite puppy means that that something is really good, as opposed to least favorite puppy.
person 1: this coffee is so favorite puppy!
person 2: really?? i hate coffee, it’s least favorite puppy for me.
by itigo June 20, 2021
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puppy trumpet

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.
I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.
by wendigodude January 26, 2018
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Puppy Punk

A baby punk; a younger punk or a punk new to the scene
"No puppy punk isn't a new tik tok punk subculture, it just means the first patch you put on your battle jacket was an emo bands."
by Rottenfranky December 07, 2020
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Puppy Killer

The heartless and extremely one dimensional character in a movie that is so mean and evil or dickish, that you can't help but hate him. He is also often characterized as the killer or abuser of beautiful and defenseless wives & girlfriends and innocent children, or the dick boyfriend of the leading lady that you cannot for the life of you, figure out why she's with him.

He either dies near the end of the movie in a very sadistic and creative way at the hands of the the good guy, or he is humiliated in front of his peers and those he's wronged. In either case he is such an asshole that his form of death or humiliation has given the writers an easy out to give the audience something to cheer and feel good about.
Colonel Quaritich proved himself to be the Puppy Killer in the movie, Avatar, when he started the extermination of the peaceful planet loving Na'vis on Pandora.

It was revealed that Zack, in Wedding Crashers, was the Puppy Killer, when he bragged about his sexual conquests behind his girlfriend Claire's back and how he was using her just to advance his political career.
by Sidbo January 05, 2010
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puppy water

when your too young to cum and you only produce a clear liquid aka puppy water
mike jerked off and he only produced puppy water
by bigballswag365 October 12, 2015
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stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.
Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?
by mcspiff January 27, 2011
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puppy eyes

When an animal or person tilts their head and somehow gives the effect of adorable, big, puppy eyes. It can make people say yes since they can't resist the cuteness. Most people can do it with a little bit of makeup.
I have to give ice cream to my sister since she gave me the 'puppy eyes' look.
by Someone who defined puppy eyes December 03, 2013
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