by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021

by peterz N May 31, 2019

a shoe that you give someone giving them your love. like a promise ring but more loving because it is like cinderella.
by Catherine Broddy May 23, 2020

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
by smendler September 20, 2010

by krolls March 4, 2013

by sblaze13 November 22, 2010
