Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.

Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!

by Phymon May 6, 2018

poesneus

derogitory - refers to person/individual that is an irritating wanker/idiot. Similar to calling somebody a doos. Often used when refering to someone in authority.

I would like to give that poesneus a slap

by DJJoester June 3, 2010

Poest

Poorer than poor. The most poor

I grew up in the poest part of the ghetto!

by Ms. Know It August 26, 2018

Poesface

A poesface is someone who is a poes but you want to tune him/her something worse than a poes, like a poesface.

*Gets dropshot in COD* Me - "Check this poesface dropshotting with a shotgun."

by Big Dick Chungus May 26, 2020

Poesprop

Derived from Afrikaans and means "Tampon".

That guy is such a poesprop!

by buzz777 April 16, 2009

Poesndonu

Polar Bear In Distress Founded By Lloyd And Jamex

Poesndonuuuu! or listen to sound clip

by Jamex February 4, 2006

poespas

Dutch expression, means as much as 'bells and whistles'.

Can also mean excessive accessories or details.

it's got everything on it: the whole poespas

I don't need al that poespas

by P. Gibbels December 26, 2007