Portuguese Hogtie

A sexual act in which a man chases his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackles her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. Do not attempt unless your penis is at least 10 feet long.
Derek is the only guy I know who can pull off the Portuguese Hogtie, his dick is 13 feet long.
by CDRTickledick December 03, 2022
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Portuguese-Louisa

Gently insert thumb in between middle and pointer finger, make a fist, and slowly rotate near the anus
She loved a Portuguese-Louisa
by Minerva's December 27, 2013
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Portuguese Bastard

A male of Portuguese descent who also exhibits the known traits of a bastard. They also tend to be short and have a lack of opinion. They also enjoy partaking in chilly-williys.
That Portuguese bastard just bought a child's ticket for a movie even though he is 18. Wow what a Portuguese bastard.
by deputy dan February 28, 2012
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Portuguese Space Shuttle

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).
The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!
by SG5 September 25, 2016
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Portuguese Knife fight

Popularized by “Cage the elephant” in reference to the knife technique women from the Azores learn at a young age said to be able to kill under eight seconds and practiced on pigs.
“Don’t mess with Fatima, she knows how to Portuguese knife fight.”
by Britishbeans October 31, 2020
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Portuguese Piper

When one smokes the reefer and while still baked helps a friend get on his level by having the friend take hits off of what resides in his stomach by 1. lighting a fart on fire to spark the bowl 2. carbing the mouth with a hand 3. then to take the hit while lighting the fart the friend sucks the dick of the friend who is lit and carbs the mouth to take a hit.
by Ethan Law November 02, 2008
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Portuguese Meat Pie

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu
by MartinGreen69 June 28, 2017
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