portuguese wheelchair

Picking up your partner with their back to your belly then lifting up their legs and having anal

Dude 1: bruh I bet you, you won't have a Portuguese wheelchair orgy with me and the neighborhood thots

Dude 2: oh hell no, most of them have crabs

by I'mThaNigga December 18, 2016

Portuguese Hogtie

A sexual act in which a man chases his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackles her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. Do not attempt unless your penis is at least 10 feet long.

Derek is the only guy I know who can pull off the Portuguese Hogtie, his dick is 13 feet long.

by CDRTickledick December 3, 2022

Portuguese Bastard

A male of Portuguese descent who also exhibits the known traits of a bastard. They also tend to be short and have a lack of opinion. They also enjoy partaking in chilly-williys.

That Portuguese bastard just bought a child's ticket for a movie even though he is 18. Wow what a Portuguese bastard.

by deputy dan May 21, 2012

Portuguese Space Shuttle

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).

The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!

by SG5 September 25, 2016

Portuguese Knife fight

Popularized by “Cage the elephant” in reference to the knife technique women from the Azores learn at a young age said to be able to kill under eight seconds and practiced on pigs.

“Don’t mess with Fatima, she knows how to Portuguese knife fight.”

by Britishbeans October 30, 2020

Portuguese Piper

When one smokes the reefer and while still baked helps a friend get on his level by having the friend take hits off of what resides in his stomach by 1. lighting a fart on fire to spark the bowl 2. carbing the mouth with a hand 3. then to take the hit while lighting the fart the friend sucks the dick of the friend who is lit and carbs the mouth to take a hit.

"Dude get your girl to give me the portuguese piper"

by Ethan Law March 13, 2009

Portuguese Meat Pie

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu

by MartinGreen69 June 28, 2017