Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.

Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

platypus

code word for alcohol.

will platypus be provided at this fiesta?

by not importantx3. March 11, 2009

Perry The Platypus

Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!

Perry The Platypus is so hot

by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 3, 2020

sneaky platypus

When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb

“Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!

by The Scam69 August 17, 2022

Platypus

A duck ass kicking poisonous BITCH

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PLATYPUS! RUNNNN!

by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021

Platypus

A gay guy that isn’t considered conventionally attractive, typically has a big nose, is typically “nuerodivergent”, and has weird and unique interests, hobbies, and quirks.

Carl texted me a whole essay about a tv cartoon yesterday and showed me his merchandise for it. He’s such a platypus.

by PerryThePlatypusButGay March 17, 2024

Platypus

THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS. NOT PLATYPUSSES OR PLATYPI

Omg loads of platypus walked on the bus today

by Babyssscar December 8, 2020