New Philadelphia High School is a small high school where the students can be separated into a few distinct groups:
1. The Wanna-Be Hipsters: These kids like to wear toms and have an unlimited supply of V-Neck T-shirts. They spend most of their time smoking weed or listening to bands that are completely unheard of. They refuse to get up to date with current culture, citing it as "too mainstream".
2. The Jocks/ Popular Kids: These students spend most of their time going to parties and getting absolutely wasted. Almost all of the Jocks have around 5 Underage Consumption charges by the age of 16, and smoke weed.
3. The Band Kids: These are students who decided to participate in the New Philadelphia Marching Quaker Band. Despite being titled as a "band", it is commonly known to function exactly like a cult. Band Kids are forbidden contact with anyone outside of the band. Any student who tries to leave the band is completely and utterly shunned by their fellow bandmates. The band is also riddled with an incredible amount of drama.
4. The Druggies/Stoners: These students spend all their time smoking weed, taking ecstasy, or getting smashed at the apartments of high school dropouts/failures. Many of the guys are complete douchebags and like to show people how legit they are by posting how drunk or high they are on Facebook. These kid's excessively use the word "bro" and it's alternate forms to the point where you want to shove a rusty spoon down your throat.
1. The Wanna-Be Hipsters: These kids like to wear toms and have an unlimited supply of V-Neck T-shirts. They spend most of their time smoking weed or listening to bands that are completely unheard of. They refuse to get up to date with current culture, citing it as "too mainstream".
2. The Jocks/ Popular Kids: These students spend most of their time going to parties and getting absolutely wasted. Almost all of the Jocks have around 5 Underage Consumption charges by the age of 16, and smoke weed.
3. The Band Kids: These are students who decided to participate in the New Philadelphia Marching Quaker Band. Despite being titled as a "band", it is commonly known to function exactly like a cult. Band Kids are forbidden contact with anyone outside of the band. Any student who tries to leave the band is completely and utterly shunned by their fellow bandmates. The band is also riddled with an incredible amount of drama.
4. The Druggies/Stoners: These students spend all their time smoking weed, taking ecstasy, or getting smashed at the apartments of high school dropouts/failures. Many of the guys are complete douchebags and like to show people how legit they are by posting how drunk or high they are on Facebook. These kid's excessively use the word "bro" and it's alternate forms to the point where you want to shove a rusty spoon down your throat.
Stoner on Facebook: "Bruh I smoke fatties, for life bro. I'm so drunk/high right now."
Observer: "God, not another stoner douchebag from New Philadelphia High School blowing up my news feed."
Observer: "God, not another stoner douchebag from New Philadelphia High School blowing up my news feed."
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