Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.

Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick

by mjdy November 28, 2017

funimation and penetration

Basically Netflix and chill, but with anime instead. Because anime is life.

Person1: Hey, later wanna do some funimation and penetration?
Person2: That’s a bit sudden, but ok!

by saucy00boy May 9, 2022

penetration pal

A far less aggressive term for "fuck buddy." PG and silly way to describe a sex friend. Plus, alitteration is awesome.

I'm feeling so horny, I'm going to text my penetration pal!

by SicoliComedy February 8, 2017

Novice penetrator

A man who is not skilled at the art of baby making. He is known as the virgin of the group. He usually sucks at both sex and anything of that matter. He gets dumped for his poor performance and is not well liked by most of his partners. He is usually a man packing schmeat but doesn't know how to please a woman. He goes in dry and comes out dry.

Miguel: Yo did you hear that, i heard that Amir hooked up with a girl last night.
Leon: Yeah, I heard he is a Novice penetrator.
Miguel: haha, That is what his ex said.

by Dejonte Wilkins November 11, 2020

Pie Penetration

The sexual act of baking a pie for one's girlfriend, rubbing it on her breasts, and then licking it off. One then places the remainder of the pie in her vagina and has vaginal intercourse with her. Afterward, the girl gives the pie-covered penis a blowjob to remove the mess.

Person 1: What's that pie for? Are you having company over later?
Person 2: No, me and my girl are having some pie penetration when she comes over tonight.

by Pokerapper April 29, 2011

wall penetration

Wall Penetration is basically where you fuck someone though a wall into their pussy or ass

Guy1: Wanna have Wall Penetration?
Guy2: What the fuck is that let go of my cock?!

by Gunner The Handler October 23, 2019

Precision Penetration

The required element of accuracy needed when performing such advanced sex techniques such as the flying leap. The true key in life of how to not break ones penis while being a fancy bitch trying to show off.

Jeffrey has been training his precision penetration by leaping across his pool and thrusting his dick through some soft jelly

by Fluffy Master May 24, 2017