PooPoo Peen

When one has anal intercourse and fecal matter is left on the penis which results in a stench

Greg: Hey why did you put on so much cologne?
George: I had to I have a case of poopoo peen

by SleezeI3ag October 12, 2021

Shot Peened

When are girl unexpectedly grabs your junk at the bar; usually on the dance floor. The girl must not be good looking because you shouldnt enjoy a shot peening

My buddy got shot peened by an old lady at bar.

by Mr. Magoo Balls November 13, 2010

peen jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

by AltheaJ March 02, 2011

majestic peen

a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.

"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."

by CCwatermelonass June 09, 2017

Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

by Alex the peen November 11, 2019

Peen gang

It is a hang of all of which have peens short for penis

The leader of the peen gang is Mik Spiegel who is famous for coining the term "this is gay nuts" and " EAT ASS

Peen gang member: eat ass
Person 1: that's not nice
Peen gang member: *mic drop* peen gang out

by (⌐■_■) December 05, 2018

peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006